I Have A Right To Life

Declaration of Independence: We hold these truths to be self-evident; That all men are created equal, that they endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these rights are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness...

I am pre-law. This means whatever I think thiss statement means is infallible, and I won't be tolerating any difference of opinion from commoners like you. The meaning of my right to life is that despite the laws of nature, I have a right to automatic food and health care. This means enslaving my fellow man through institutionalized violence. Their property will need to be expropriated in the form of taxes so that I can live. But uh oh it also says people have a right to liberty! Well we can't embrace both, what would you have life or liberty! You can't enjoy liberty when your dead so become a Utilitarian today!