Some Fellow Utilitarians

Look at how these good people take care of their fellow man! I found this online. I think it is from AmeriCorps or something. The translation of this text is Health, child protection, fighting poverty, aiding travellers, community, helping mothers: These are the tasks of the National Socialist People's Charity. Become a member!

Wow, what swell guys! As I can only presume this is some AmeriCorps poster to attract German Americans, and as I am up to half German, I too am eager to sacrifice myself on behalf of other Americans. I am signing up and should you. Otherwise altruism holds that you are worthless. So become a Utilitarian today! Then you might be worth something, its got to be worth a shot!