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Bend It Like Bentham
A utilitarianism blog. Bending the truth and distorting the facts of reality so as to conform them with our own set of whims, emotions, faiths and wishes. This blog will take you on a journey through the philosophical musings and inner conflicts of a man entering the world of utilitarianism. We will focus on dissecting the works of Jeremy Bentham and John Stuart Mill. Lastly, we will be exposing Objectivism as the irrational philosophy that it is.
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Tuesday, December 13, 2005
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A Poem
To the tune of, I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General
I am the very model of the new Utilitarian,
I advocate in politics a rule majoritarian,
Where at the risk of suffering the pains democracy befalls,
Majorities shall never have their powers circumscribed by laws.
The masses should in every case pass laws that they themselves contrive,
And if it makes them feel better, then two plus two shall equal five.
You have no rights, I have no rights, our god's name is Utility,
Measured in terms of certainty duration and propinquity!
Measured in terms of certainty duration and propinquity!
Measured in terms of certainty duration and propinquity!
Measured in terms of certainty duration and propinquity!